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The World"s Best Golf Jokes

Remembered, Compiled, and Told by One of Them

by Ray Welch

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  • 27 Currently reading

Published by Sterling & Ross Publishers .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • American Satire And Humor,
  • Golf,
  • Humor,
  • Form - Jokes & Riddles,
  • Humor / Topic / Sports,
  • Topic - Sports

  • Edition Notes

    ContributionsDan Reeves (Illustrator)
    The Physical Object
    FormatHardcover
    Number of Pages248
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL8588469M
    ISBN 100976637251
    ISBN 109780976637257


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